Best Funny Pick-up Lines

This page shows you the best funny pick-up lines in our database voted by visitors to this website.

No. Pick-Up Line
1.Can I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. (Anonymous)
2.You know what would look good on you? Me! (Anonymous)
3.Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? (Anonymous)
4.I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? (Anonymous)
5.Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy? (Anonymous)
6.Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. (Anonymous)
7.Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you! (Anonymous)
8.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? (Anonymous)
9.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? (Anonymous)
10.All those curves, and me with no brakes. (Anonymous)
11.I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock! (Anonymous)
12.I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast. (Anonymous)
13.My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks with some of their money? (Anonymous)
14.Excuse me miss, but you dropped something... my jaw! (Anonymous)
15.Was your Father an Alien? 'Cos honey, on planet Earth there's nothing else like you! (Anonymous)
16.Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? (Anonymous)
17.My name isn't 'Elmo', but you can tickle me any time you want to. (Anonymous)
18.I'm feeling off today, would you mind turning me on? (Anonymous)
19.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. (Anonymous)
20.How do you like your eggs in the morning? Boiled or fertilized? (Anonymous)
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