This page shows you the best funny pick-up lines in our database voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Pick-Up Line |
| 1. | Can I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. (Anonymous) |
| 2. | You know what would look good on you? Me! (Anonymous) |
| 3. | Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? (Anonymous) |
| 4. | I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? (Anonymous) |
| 5. | Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy? (Anonymous) |
| 6. | Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. (Anonymous) |
| 7. | Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you! (Anonymous) |
| 8. | Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? (Anonymous) |
| 9. | I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? (Anonymous) |
| 10. | All those curves, and me with no brakes. (Anonymous) |
| 11. | I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock! (Anonymous) |
| 12. | I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast. (Anonymous) |
| 13. | My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks with some of their money? (Anonymous) |
| 14. | Excuse me miss, but you dropped something... my jaw! (Anonymous) |
| 15. | Was your Father an Alien? 'Cos honey, on planet Earth there's nothing else like you! (Anonymous) |
| 16. | Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? (Anonymous) |
| 17. | My name isn't 'Elmo', but you can tickle me any time you want to. (Anonymous) |
| 18. | I'm feeling off today, would you mind turning me on? (Anonymous) |
| 19. | The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. (Anonymous) |
| 20. | How do you like your eggs in the morning? Boiled or fertilized? (Anonymous) |
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