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| Pick-Up Line | Rate | |
| 99 percent of rapists start with hand on shoulder (put hand on shoulder). (anynomous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Nice legs, what time they open? (wghs 79) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Are you the delivery man? As you've certainly got a package I want! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Are you a farm girl? 'Cos you sure know how to raise a cock! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm going to slam you like my car door! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I tattooed the dictionary on my crotch, can I put a few words in your mouth? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my penis. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Screw me if I'm wrong, but are you Angelina Jolie?! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Freeze! SPREAD 'EM! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Do you have spanner eyes because every time you look at me my nuts tighten! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Hey, do you have crabs? No? Oh. Well, do you want them? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| The word of the day is 'legs', so let's go back to my place and spread the word. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm feeling off today, would you mind turning me on? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Just where do those legs of yours end? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm like chocolate: I go straight to your bottom! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm good at math, U + I = 69. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
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