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| Pick-Up Line | Rate | |
| It's hot in. Oh I forgot it's hot in here because you're in here, babe. (Briana Mendez) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Hey! You look a lot like my next girlfriend! (bob jacob) | [▲] | [▼] |
| My momma told me to come talk to you. So I came to talk to you. Hiii! (tyjuana) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Hey baby, you know the difference between sex and conversation, no? Let's go to my place and talk. (anoynomus) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Would you like to go on the newlywed game with me? (KUNG-FU-KIM) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Excuse me, does my T-shirt smell like chloroform? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm sure glad I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Let's have sex. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'm so in love with you I'm shaking! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| My name is [insert name], and you can call me tonight! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Excuse me miss, but you dropped something... my jaw! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Are you eating lucky charms? Because you are magically delicious! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice... Hi, my name is [insert name]. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Hey let's go to my place to check out more pick up lines on the internet! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
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