Funny Pick Up Lines

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  • Do you have any Raisins? The how about a date?
  • Excuse me does my T-shirt smell like chloroform
  • Are you a farm girl? Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!
  • Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you
  • Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.


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