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| Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfed by you until I'm 20. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Hey, I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Do you want to see something swell? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
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