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| Your lips look lonely, do they want to meet mine? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Do you like bacon? You do? Wanna strip?! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you're one cutie pie! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Nice booty! Must be in your genes! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one more? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Call and whistle, "Lucky, here boy." When she asks what you are doing, you say: "I'm trying to get Lucky. Want to help?" (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Let's go back to my place and do all the things I will tell everyone we did anyway. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Would be my love buffet? So I could lay you out on the table and take what I want? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Do you know the difference between having a beer and having sex? No? Well, let's go back to my place for a beer. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Say, didn't we go to different schools together? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Do you put out on the first date? No? Well, see you tomorrow then. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Are you ok? Because that fall from heaven looked like it hurt. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Hey girl, you must take karate because your body is kicking! (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? (Anonymous) | [▲] | [▼] |
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