Here you can see the worst funny pick-up lines in our database voted by visitors to this website.
| No. | Pick-Up Line |
| 1. | Wow! Are those real?! (Anonymous) |
| 2. | Oh excuse me! I thought you were a moose. (Anonymous) |
| 3. | You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. (Anonymous) |
| 4. | You're so hot, your bottom is on fire. (Anonymous) |
| 5. | Did the Lord steal the thunder from the skies and put them in your thighs? (Anonymous) |
| 6. | If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town. (Anonymous) |
| 7. | Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. (Anonymous) |
| 8. | The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. (Anonymous) |
| 9. | You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line. (Anonymous) |
| 10. | If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. (Anonymous) |
| 11. | Do you put out on the first date? No? Well, see you tomorrow then. (Anonymous) |
| 12. | You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. (Anonymous) |
| 13. | Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? (Anonymous) |
| 14. | You are the reason men fall in love. (Anonymous) |
| 15. | Greetings and salivations. (Anonymous) |
| 16. | Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here. (Anonymous) |
| 17. | I'm good at math, U + I = 69. (Anonymous) |
| 18. | You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. (Anonymous) |
| 19. | Hey let's go to my place to check out more pick up lines on the internet! (Anonymous) |
| 20. | My name's [insert name]. That's so you know what to scream. (Anonymous) |
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